Donald Trump and the NRA have offered us a sure-fire solution to mass murder in our school. Rather than really considering ways to limit arms in the hands of killers, the Glorious Leader and the satrap in the governor´s mansion suggest that teachers be armed to the teeth and ready to defend children in schools. Can you imagine the little school-house on the prairie in your town with little Miss Jones or the coach mounting an assault weapon anchored to the desk while they direct the class? Well, maybe! After all the NRA has offered to teach teachers how to ride gun on the besieged-to-be school. There! The problem is solved without the need for any debate or a possible rewriting of the law. All things change so that nothing changes or threatens the special interests do dear to real patriots. God bless America.