Border walls and solar panels

Mr. Trump is searching for solutions to pay for the border wall that will keep Mexicans and other illegals out of the United States. His recent suggestion is that the wall incorporate solar panels so that the production of electricity pays for what Mexico will default on.  I can understand that our man in the White House is angry.  So, why not alternate a solar panel with a bright advertising panel.  That way, the solar panel will produce the electricity needed for the ad panel. Aim them south so that all those illegal Latinos see what we want to reserve for our own over weight slobs.  With ads  from Americana heavens like Burger King , MacDonald´s,  Wendy´s,  Freindly´s, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Stuff and Puff, and so on blinking on and off, aimed south would be merited punishment for exhausted people escaping  from terror at home.  There are so many of these heavens for the obese  that we will be able to block the border to the unwanted all the way from San Diego to Brownsville with  a solar panel, an ad panel, a solar panel and yet another ad panel and so on, and then some. Why it could even become a tourist attraction with air-conditioned Good humor wagons, Chili Lounges, Slurpee and Snow Cone Carts  and other specialized treat vehicles  waiting for the bus loads of over weight watching tourists from up north and heart land in general who want to marvel at Donald´s fulfillment of his sacred campaign promise to Make America Great again. Amen! Frankly, I would prefer not to have to thank Mexico for our national revival and salvation.

Donald, the Poliglot

Rumor has it that Mr. Trump is being crash-trained by experts at the Department of State´s Institute, at his own insistence, in some 43 languages. He is determined to be able to be well understood in many languages when he travels the world. In these intense sessions he is focusing on the three particular words that show up most frequently in his remarks for public consumption: I, My and Mine. Adjectives  such as unique, brilliant, beloved and incredible are to be left for next week left.

Más allá de Pittsburg

En el ABC de hoy se lee que Donald ha acusado  a  D. Sadiq Kahn, alcalde de Londres, de ser patético juzgándolo por sus comentarios poco entendidos sobre la última tragedia de la capital británica. Naturalmente el bocazas de Washington nos ha vuelto a demostrarse mal lector, menos informado y nada acertado en sus pronunciamientos ex cátedra en sus infantiles tuits. Es hora de que el Mago de Trump se dé cuenta de que ya sus opiniones, por lo menos fuera de Pittsburgh, no llevan ningún peso. Hasta el presidente ruso los considera fuentes de diversión. ¡Feliz día del medioambiente a Trump y a sus amigos magnates del carbón! ¡Qué le perdone su hijo pequeño y los de su generación! Y, ¿quién ha reducido recientemente el número de policías en la UK, don Sadiq o Da. Teresa?

Trump, Trump and still more Trump

Just returning to Europe after a month in the US, I have decided to not read the on line NEW YORK TIMES edition. It like the versions of same  I bought in Vermont are just too full of Trump stuff. I have discovered that Donald Trump bores me! A little Trump goes a long way. The NYT is full of detailia-things related to him, his family, his son-in-law and all sorts incidentals. There must be other items worth printing. What bores me most about him is the poverty of his English. As he is prone to repeat, everything he does is incredible, really fabulous, spectacular, without comparison in history, unique, and of course, supercalifragilisticexpialigotious. And, everybody adores him. Just ask any European leader. Well, except that guy from Montenegro, or maybe Angela. But then she owes him  money.  The man is a self-centered bore! Give him a back page or maybe in the Arts and Entertainment section. To irritate him, ignore him.

Our Health and Trump´s Gas

The Wizard of Trump has heralded  as a great victory for us all the approval in the House of the AHCA.   According to him, it will signal the beginning of the end for Obama Care. Like his Republican allies the total destruction of the Affordable Care Act has been an absolute objective since the very beginning. Seven years have gone by and the Republicans have refused to even consider reforms. Their objective was  and is to destroy the ACA, no matter what. In the House 217 Republicans followed Paul Ryan´s magic wand in supporting the gang rape against public health in spite of the fact that the CBO has clearly stated that the economic consequences of what the House proposes is still totally unknown. This s a clear case of  blind men like Trump and Ryan leading a foolish pack of interest favoring lackeys against the real interests of the people. Of course Trump has applauded it. That he does not really understand what the legislation will mean to millions of Americans is insignificant. His gutt instincts guide him again.  Take his  word for it ladies and gentlemen, if he feels it in his lower half, it must he OK. You and I might call it gas, but for the Wizard it is profound thought.